Coffee: Difference between revisions

← Older edit

Coffee (edit)

Revision as of 01:40, 29 March 2024

366 bytes added , 3 months ago

m

Making dialogue collapsable

VisualWikitext

Cement

191

edits

Revision as of 17:30, 18 February 2024 (edit) Cement (talk \| contribs) m (I had forgotten the image) Tag: Visual edit: Switched ← Older edit		Latest revision as of 01:40, 29 March 2024 (edit) (undo) Cement (talk \| contribs) m (Making dialogue collapsable)
(5 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown)
Line 1: {{Infobox character \|image= Line 10 ⟶ 9: }} '''Coffee''' is a character found in the same screen of [[Dinners]]'s bus stop along with [[Omelette]]. They serve no purpose for the story, but interacting with them will reveal an amusing conversation between them and Omelette, where Coffee argues for the implantation of communism in Picnic, while Omelette argues for capitalism. [[Category:Characters]] <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible"> == Dialogue == <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> '''Coffee:''' Why are you reading that? Line 20 ⟶ 22: '''Coffee:''' Sure, but why are you reading that? Omelette: It's not that bad. It's interesting political theory. Omelette: Have you read it? '''Coffee:''' I have. It's garbage. Line 28 ⟶ 30: (interact again) [[Omelette]]: What's wrong with new ideas? '''Coffee:''' Nothing at all. [[Omelette]]: You can`t just dismiss it. It addresses actual issues. [[Omelette]]: Like, there`s plenty that works right now, don`t get me wrong. [[Omelette]]: Shared worker profit is functional, government controlled-property, all that... [[Omelette]]: But it SUCKS if you want to start your own business [[Omelette]]: "Fairness" is great, but all that red tape also prevents innovation. '''Coffee:''' Sure, I agree. [[Omelette]]: So? Shouldn't we do something to improve it? '''Coffee:''' I think we should abolish [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money money] altogether. Line 50 ⟶ 52: (interact again) [[Omelette]]: Don't tell me you're one of those... [[Omelette]]: How do you imagine society functioning without money? [[Omelette]]: You're gonna barter for every slice you order? '''Coffee:''' No. Line 64 ⟶ 66: '''Coffee:''' and takes to the extend of their need. [[Omelette]]: Wow, sounds real simple. '''Coffee:''' It is. [[Omelette]]: What if someone decides to steal it all for themselves? '''Coffee:''' Then they pit themselves against all of society. Line 74 ⟶ 76: '''Coffee:''' They wouldn't win. [[Omelette]]: What if someone burns down the storehouse? '''Coffee:''' You wouldn't actually keep it all in just one place. Line 88 ⟶ 90: (interact again) [[Omelette]]: I'm not convinced '''Coffee:''' Because you're believing garbage. [[Omelette]]: No, it's because it doesn't make sense. [[Omelette]]: Where's the motivation? Why would anyone do anything? '''Coffee:''' The existence of money doesn't fix existentialism either. Line 104 ⟶ 106: (interact again) [[Omelette]]: Society would never just transform like that [[Omelette]]: Money solves too many problems too well. [[Omelette]]: I'm telling you, this theory is sound! [[Omelette]]: The issue is that workers have too much power right now. [[Omelette]]: Like, seriously, why should workers share profit equally? [[Omelette]]: People who actually START businesses should profit from their good ideas. [[Omelette]]: Then you could have an economy driven by people's innovation. [[Omelette]]: "Capitalism!" '''Coffee:''' That's seriously the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Line 130 ⟶ 132: '''Coffee:''' The rest of us would be stuck working for them. [[Omelette]]: ... [[Omelette]]: Well it's just a theory. == Trivia == * [[Coffee]]'s conversation with [[Omelette]] implies that Picnic is a socialist nation. {{Navbox characters}} [[Category:Characters]]